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Lmfao me as fuck

Lmao this some shit I would say no lies
'Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)





Ethiopian and Kenyan.

well then.

Damn right!!!

Happy black history month lmao


one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck



Speaks for itself

Take note of the:
black runner’s awareness of what he’s facing;
judge’s position;
white runner with his head down (oblivious to his opponent’s path/what he has to go through) 
what if a guy you were in love with gave you an STD that was incurable like AIDS or something? what would you do if you found out?
- Anonymous


I’d pretend I was okay with it and then one night suggest we try something different sexually. I’d tie him to the bed and give him a good ass fucking blow job so he can remember what it feels like for 50+ years afterwards. Then I’d take out a dull knife and cut his dick off so that he can never spread his disease to anyone else again. 

No guy is allowed to be with me and get a fucking STD because that means his ass was cheating or doing wild ass drugs. Don’t fuck with me. 


white boy: I don’t really like black woman. It’s just my racial preference. It doesn’t make me racist.

Me: I get what you mean. When I see white men, I think “mass shooter” not “future spouse”. That’s just how it is.


There are actual Black people that live their entire lives and don’t say the n-word. Why do non-Black people feel like they, of all people, “need” to lmao? Just to hurt Black people, it is so obvious. They’d rather argue about why they should be able to for 10 years than take 10 seconds to have a heart and realize that it’s not theirs and it hurts when they use it. You are honestly worthless to me if you’re not Black and you use it like.. that’s that, get through it.



This says everything.

Don’t it though?